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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night while watching TV, the old man...

1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are most likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building (or to run anywhere for that matter). 4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask "Did I wake you?" 5) People no longer view you as...

This at last explains everything 40-ish................................................49 Adventurous.....................................Slept with all your friends Athletic.............................................No tits Average looking...............................Has a face like...