Sex Education

[Alll]

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex education to Chu Beng's son,
Aloysius.

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, it is same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman love it lah! When you dig your nose, your nose
feels
better than your finger, right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and
dig
your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK: Oy!!! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?
Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy: Why is it that most men don't like wearing condoms when they
are
making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your
finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it? Stupid lah!!!
Aloy: Wah!!! ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah!!!

[Seb]

muhahahahah
X'D
Rastabt, u've got a competitor!!!

[Seraphim]

Great one, lmao, lol

[cdorders]

Nice!

[mr.jeeves]

Even better. This one here, evidently as way back as 1999.

Remember the four gospels of the bible? Where one is slightly or vastly different from the other? And nobody has a clue as to who the original authors were? Well this is different, in that you know whoever told this joke definitely isn't Phua Chu Kang.

Good job on the adaptation though. Almost had me fooled.

[banzibaby]

LOL

BaNzI

[janiedriver]

I don't get it. Whoosh!