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    1. #1

      mmm a bit rude

      > > A psychology student decides to have a party and invites lots of
      > > people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation
      > >hewrites......
      > >
      > >"Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".
      > >
      > >On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
      > >see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his
      > >chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
      > >as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
      > >
      > > "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
      > >
      > >A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
      > >see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
      > >around her most intimate parts.
      > >
      > > He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
      > >as?"
      > >"I'm tickled pink" she replies.
      > > "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
      > >
      > > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
      > >host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one
      > >with his ***** stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his *****
      > >stuck
      > > in a pear.
      > >
      > > The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you
      > >doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
      > >
      > > The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f*ckin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispair."
      what the hell am i doing here

    2. #2
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      HAHAHHAHAA
      netty YOU wouldnt of seen that in a Picture mag???

      i seen it months ago in that mag !!

      true?

      soul calibur is the best fighter EVER!

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      Good one, netty
      Women need a reason to have sex.... Men just need a place.


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