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A husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And
you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the
house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make
amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many
rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so
long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this late, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
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- "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you." -
ROTFLMAO, great one![]()
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die:
Ever drifting down the stream
Lingering in the golden gleam
Life, what is it but a dream
Lewis Carroll