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    1. #1
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      New Dress

      A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
      She rang the doorbell and walked in.
      She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
      naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.
      "What are you doing?" she asked.
      "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
      answered.
      "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress,"
      the daughter-in-law explained.
      "Love dress? But you're naked!"
      "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
      to
      no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
      romantic
      and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
      The mother-in-law left.
      When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
      perfume,dimmed
      the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her
      husband to arrive.
      Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
      provocatively.
      "What are you doing?" he asked.
      "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.
      ........................"Needs ironing," he said.
      - "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you." -



    2. #2
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      LOL Very good , thanks mate

    3. #3
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      n/p m8ty

      - "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you." -



    4. #4
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      very good

    5. #5
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      Hehe....LOL!!!

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      hahahaha! Good Good


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