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    1. #1
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      The Priests Missing Bird...

      A priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chicken's he kept in the hen house out back of the parish rectory. He had a **** rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the **** rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected **** fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the very next morning.
      At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"-All the men stood up.
      "No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
      Has anybody seen a ****?"-all the women stood up.
      "No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
      Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them."? -- Half the women
      stood up.
      "No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my
      ****?"-All the altar boys stood up...
      - "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you." -



    2. #2
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      Almost funny

      Priest jokes are a BY GONE thing now. A LITTLE bad in the USA w/last one just running back to India. SICKNESS IN REALITY. We can pick on back mountain presidents.

    3. #3
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      Unhappy Soz m8ty

      hope no harm waz done.....
      - "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you." -



    4. #4
      Yo chill, If you can't take priest jokes then go back to your bedroom and disconnect from the internet ..... You should be able to make jokes about anything !!!

      Nobody forces you to read or hear them ....

    5. #5
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      Ok folks dis member is only puttin their view across and let's leave it at dat...
      We all fall victim or should I say most of us of someting we dislike or don't aprove of.

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