A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Jamaica and "passed out" on the floor.
People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness.
Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled,
"if me did want horange, me woulda fall down in de @@%$# market."