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      Talking perfumes

      Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment building in
      New York, going to visit some relatives.
      A beautiful young white woman gets in smelling like very expensive perfume.
      She turns up her nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio,
      Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce."
      The old lady with a deadpan expression says nothing. Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive, enters the lift, turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel No.5,
      Paris,$200.00 an ounce"

      The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents of the combined perfumes.
      One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she quietly eases out a long silent burst of gas, which quickly
      overpowers the combined expensive perfumes and leaves the two women with water in their eyes.
      As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says
      "Breadfruit, Jamaica, 36 cents a pound."
      Tanx You!



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      Bro mi know dat would wobble de belly.
      M.O.D comin star for real...watch dis space...!
      No joripe mi mean "just 4 laughs section" not de space below mi text man
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
      ... Quote by Rastabt


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