Jamaican Rum!

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A Jamaican is strolling down de street in Kingston and kicks a bottle laying in de street. Suddenly out of de bottle comes a Genie.
De Jamaican is stunned, and de Genie says, "Hello master, I will
grant you one wish, anyting you want."
De Jamaican begins tinking, "Well, I man really like drinking RUM."
Finally he says, "Is rum me like fe drink; make me pee rum." Yeah
man!
De Genie grants him, his wish.
When de Jamaican gets home he gets a glass out of de Cupboard and pees in it.
He looks in de glass and it's clear. De ting look like rum.
De ting smell like rum. He takes a taste and it is de best rum he has ever tasted.
De Jamaican yells to his wife, "Beverly, Beverly, come quick nah
man."
She comes running down de hall and the Jamaican takes another glass out of de cupboard and pees in it.
"Drink up woman, is rum!" Beverly is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is de best rum she has ever tasted.
De two drink and party all night.
De next night de Jamaican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to pee in de two glasses.
De result is de same; de rum is excellent, and de couple drink until sun comes up.
Friday night comes, and de Jamaican comes home and tells his wife,
"Beverly tek one glass and we will drink rum." His wife gets de glass from de cupboard and sets it on the table.
De Jamaican begins to pee in de glass. When he done fill it, im wife ask,
"But Winston, why is one glass tonite?"
Winston raise de glass and say,
Well!
"Because tonite, my love, you drink from de bottle."





































Datz wot you call takin de Piss out of ORAL SEX!

[itsme5]

cheers, prost, salude, nastrowje .......

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Hee hee Wicked mi wicked