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    1. #1
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      Talking Babar shop

      One day a florist went to his neighbourhood barbershop
      for a haircut.
      When he goes to pay the barber and the barber
      replied: "I am sorry, I
      cannot accept money from you. As a community service,
      each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free
      " The florist was happy and left the shop.

      The next morning when the barber goes to
      open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

      The next day a policeman went to the same barbershop
      for a haircut. When he goes to pay the barber, the barber replied:
      "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you.
      As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free.

      " The policeman was happy and left the shop.

      The next morning when the barber goes to open his
      shop, there was a thank
      you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

      On the third day, a Chinese guy goes to the barber
      shop for a haircut.
      When he goes to pay the barber, and the barber again
      replied: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. As a community
      service, each day

      I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for
      free." The Chinese guy was, of course, very happy and left the shop.

      The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he found?


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      >A dozen Chinese people waiting for a free haircut. >
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
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      LOL That was a good one.

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      Thumbs up

      Mi did not want to take any short Cutz on dis 1 Hee Heeeee
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
      ... Quote by Rastabt

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      RASTABT, it's no good making fun of chinese ppl.
      If it wasn't u who posted the joke, i would have been offended...
      Women need a reason to have sex.... Men just need a place.

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      Now I knew dis would happen..
      To start off wit I'm of mixed race chinese & jamaican..I for one don't see any ting wong wit dis ....
      Tanx you for your concern anyway....
      PS: I fully understand wot your sayin bro...
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
      ... Quote by Rastabt

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      Safe bro as long as de Pi** is not goin to far wit de joke most folks don't mind......
      We all know about de Race issue datz wot life is all about living as 1. Still Its like sayin RastaBT IS SMOKING his Ganja!!!! cos I man is a Rasta Any way end of all dis Bull Sh*t..enjoy de Forum Folks...
      And yes I'm bad ass at Marshall arts..one love..... (Had to B mi grand dad would whip mi rass if I was not quick) Rest his Soul.
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
      ... Quote by Rastabt

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      Yeah i know.
      But better avoid racial jokes. We might never know...

      @RASTABT.
      Yo man. A chinese with dreadlocks!!! Never seen that in my life.
      U have a pic??
      Women need a reason to have sex.... Men just need a place.

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      Come to Jamaica.....
      " Out Of Many One People " our countrys moto.
      Bro understand your point about racial jokes, if you stop to tink about some of de joke's it's folks like mi who can take de pi** out of our miss furtune in life(if you can call it dat), but to keep it on a level where it's not goin over de Top and just laugh
      " Out Of Many We Are One "
      You heard de one about de Rasta?
      White man in Jamaica on tour comes up to ah Rastaman.
      You got any gear mate?
      De Rastaman tink dis is ah mad man now, and ask wot do you mean gear mate like in car?
      So de white man said no any grass you know weed. I've got dis sh*t from Holland we call it Skunk want to try is mate?
      De Rastaman now stop's and tink to himself and den (then) said to de man..
      Here in Jamaica dat Sh*t will get you locked up for smokin animals, we just somke de Ganja!
      Last edited by RASTABT; 15-05-2002 at 06:52.
      Tanx You!



      My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
      ... Quote by Rastabt

    9. #9
      your jokes get better rastabt


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