Dead Dog

[eeyore]

Dead Dog

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for
help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him
put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the
still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his
dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not
willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes
into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat
down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from
head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally
looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat
thinks that you're dog is dead, too." The man is still unwilling
to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black
lab, the lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and
finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and
says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and
asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for
my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan
and lab tests."

[RASTABT]

old but made mi smile