The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican because they have requested an
> audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to
> see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
> "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
> "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
> answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the
> background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
> Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey
> turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The
>
> Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
> "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other
> dwarfs burst into laughter.
> Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry
> glare.
> Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY
> dwarf nuns any where in the world?" After consulting with his advisors,
> the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
> in the world."
> The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling,laughing and pounding
> the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin
> chanting..........
>
>
> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
> "Dopey shagged a penguin!