Cowboy or Cow?

[RASTABT]

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
horses, mending fences, and branding cattle,so I guess I am."
She said,
"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I
shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me
think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[Laz]

This one I worked out!

[netman]

hey! just as i suspected! i 'm a lesbian too!