A Bit of Light Relief

[colza888]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy-dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg,so he writes to a fancy dress company to
explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate'.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: 'Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part'.

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes to the company a really rude letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:

'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of treacle.
Pour the tin of treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple you ****.'

[greenian]

I love the evil ones