A Girls Prayer

[RASTABT]

A GIRLS PRAYER


Lord,

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo,
the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to $hag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.

Amen.

[Laz]

Originally posted by joripe
Thank God Im Not Living With This Bitch

You might not be, but I am!

[stimpleton]

leave my missus out of this

RASTABT you crack me up man

[RASTABT]

stimpleton you 2 face so & so datz my wife you talking about bro! Mind you she did say she had a twin on de otherside of de water...... Yeah mi love juice....love you guy's