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[RASTABT]

Bwoy dis is well Dark

One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink or
two and were trying to convince a married friend that he should come,
too.

"I can't," the man said, "my wife would kill me."

After 15 minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and
goes.

Later looking at his watch he realises that it is midnight and he
still has not gone home. He immediately rushes home trying to figure a
way out of the trouble he's in. Upon his arrival, he walks into the
bedroom and sees his wife's legs sticking out of the covers.

"I know," he thinks to himself and crawls in between his wife's legs
under the covers and performs oral sex on her until she is satisfied.
"That should do it," he thinks and walks into the bathroom to wash his
face. He turns on the light and there's his wife sitting on the
toilet.

"What are you doing in here?" he screams.

"Ssshhh!" she says, "you'll wake my mother!"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[greenian]

nice ! that worked for me bud but then again i have a twisted sense of humour

[daveml]

Nice one Rastabt.
Though it'd take more than that to satisfy my mother in law.
Maybe a fire extinguisher to put out the fire in the old dragon!
No offense Greenian.

[RASTABT]

Wicked..still all good fun guys....

[spudoooo]

>Subject: Road Hazard in Britain
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone
> > rang.
> > > > It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just
> > > > heard
> > on
> > > >the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25.
> > > >
> > > > Please be careful!"
> > > >
> > > > "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f*ck*ng
> > hundreds
> > > >of them!"

[RASTABT]

Sorry bro (spudoooo) you've post wrong place, still no prob's I also see dat you've put it right
Hi jackin mi thread...joke

[RASTABT]

joripe man you mean dat deah (there) 2 spudoooo! Dam!
Just playing bro ..... you still chain smokin.....? Don't walk pon mi grass...
Laters joripe.