Computers In Movies

[Gavilan]

Rules for Computers that appear in the Movies:
• Word Processors never display a cursor, automatically insert spaces between words, and all characters on the screen are at least 2CM high
• You can get any information you want on any government computer by typing phrases such as “Access all secret files”, and you can infect any computer - even on an alien spacecraft - by typing “Upload virus now”.
• All computers in the world are connected, and you can get any information from them, even when they are turned off.
• Powerful computers beep whenever you pressa key or text appears on the screen. The really powerful ones even make sounds like a teleprinter or dor matrix printer as the words slowly appear on the screen.
• All computers have explosive devices beneath the keyboard that go off in a flash and a bang, violently throwing the user back when something malfunctions or the wrong key is pressed.
• Users simply turn off their computers after typing long documents. And they dont bother to save them.
• Any hacker can get into the most secret computer in the world before reel two, and has a special way of typing on the keyboard that runs a program which will work out the password within seconds.
• Movie modems transmit data slightly faster than the ones we use ...... around 20 Megabites per second.
• No matter what sort of disk that you have, or where it comes from, you can read it instantly on any computer that you place it in.

[RASTABT]

Yo and most of all dem don't use Microsoft crap!!!
Mi like dat.

[daveml]

Ok then got that.Now do one on women!

[RASTABT]

No I mean Yes!
I ment Yes but at the same time I ment No!
No I'm on again, it's only been 32 days love!
Women?

[Laz]

Only 32 days RASTABT???

You're a lucky guy!

Women huh...