Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.

"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie,
"You have been very bad this year,
and because of this, I can only give you on wish."

"Let's see," said Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.

And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.

I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.
Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."

*Poof!*

And just like that..........her ears were gone