present for mum

[RASTABT]

present for mum

Three sons left home, went out on their own and
prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the
gifts that they
were able to give to their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our
mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a
driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both
beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know
she can't see very
well.
I sent her a parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him.
I had to pledge
to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was
worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse
and the parrot
will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of
thanks:

She wrote the first son, "Milton, the house you
built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have
to clean the whole
house."

She wrote the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to
travel I stay home all the time, so I never use the
Mercedes. And
the driver is so rude!"

She wrote the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were
the only son to have the good sense to know what your
mother likes.
The chicken was delicious.

More 2 come guys...

[Laz]

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