A man goes to the Doctor's for his wife's test results .....
Mr Smith:* "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist:* Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith, and we don't know which* belongs to your
wife ..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news.**One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"
Mr Smith:* "That's awful! *What should I do?"
Receptionist:* "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town.* If she finds her way home, don't shag her."