This is the best

[colza888]

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing* this.
>
> Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in* Chicago.
> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> called "Mate Match".
>
> The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or* seriously
> involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is* then
> asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to
> divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If
> their* partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win
> the prize.* One particular game, however, several months ago made the City
> of Big Shoulders* drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
> funniest thing I've heard* yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
> DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of* 'MateMatch'?"
>
> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>
> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to* Orlando,
>
> Florida if you win. What is your name? First only* please."
>
> Contestant: "Brian."
>
> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>
> Brian: "Yes."
>
> DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're* what?"
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>
> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only* please."
>
> Brian: "Sara."
>
> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>
> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>
> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>
> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had* sex?"
>
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>
> DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
>
> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>
> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
>
> Brian: "About 10 minutes."
>
> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have* said
that
> if a trip wasn't at stake."
>
> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>
> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at o'clock* this
> morning?"
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>
> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
>
> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying* with us
for
> a couple of weeks..."
>
> DJ: "Uh huh..."
>
> Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the* time."
>
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>
> Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>
> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous* hundred
> times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this* wife's
> work number and call her up. You listen to this." 3 minutes of
commercials
> follow.)
>
> DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch* tones....
> ringing....)
>
> Clerk: "Kinkos."
>
> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
>
> Clerk: "This is she."
>
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air* right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours* now."
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>
> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
>
> Brian knows not to give any answers away o r you'll* lose.
>
> Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"
>
> Sarah: "No."
>
> DJ: "Good!"
>
> Brian: (laughing)
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up* to?"
>
> Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be* completely
> honest."
>
> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3* questions,
>
> Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of* you will
be
> off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
Tickets
> to the Magic's game. The whole deal.
>
> Get it Sarah?"
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>
> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
>
> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to* work."
>
> DJ: "What time?"
>
> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
>
> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
>
> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
>
> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to* protect his
> manhood. We've got one last question,
>
> Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to* Florida.
>
> Are you ready?"
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>
> DJ: "So... where did you have it?"
>
> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did* you?"
>
> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>
> DJ: (laughs) "What's bothering you so much, Sarah?"
>
> Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us* and..."
>
> DJ: "Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?"
>
> Sarah: "In my ass....."
>
> After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a* station break
> here....."
>
>
>

[netman]

holy sh!t!!!!!!

[Machiavelli]

Wow... well that would suck.... wonder if they won..... What's funny to me is ol' netmans quote there...... I don't know which was funnier...hahahahaha

[biguglydog21]

That is brilliant

[Thira]

Hilarious!!!