An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical,

his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the

exam room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample,

a stool sample and a sperm sample.



The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and

yells, "What? What did he say? What's he want?"



His wife yells back, "He wants your underwear."