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      Mike Tyson's parole

      As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and
      finish grade 5.

      This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

      1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody

      2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

      3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody
      get that catacomb.

      4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

      5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

      6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
      they gonna send me back to the joint.

      7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said *****.

      8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch Israel."

      9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

      10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
      me to the pool hall.

      11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

      12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped my and I axed her, "Do you plan on
      stain for dinner?"

      13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".

      14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
      Last edited by Thira; 09-03-2002 at 02:33.


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