LOL!!Good one bud!!![]()
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Day out at Ascot!
HORSE RACE LINEUP:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big ****
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AAAAAND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate........
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.....
Heavy Bosom is being pressured..........
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs, and
Big **** is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big **** is pressed
in.....>
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.......
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on
BareBelly..........
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big ****........
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME:
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain...........
Big **** is making a final drive...........
Big **** moves inside and Passionate Lady is coming..............
AT THE FINISH:
It's Big **** giving everything he's got.......
Passionate Lady takes everything Big **** has to offer.......
It looks like a dead heat, but........
Big **** comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head.
Bare Belly shows.......
Thighs weakens.......
Heavy Bosom pulls up...... ?
and Clean Sheets never had a chance!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!!Good one bud!!![]()
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That's Scottish Humor for You!!!![]()