And now a word from the Poet-Laureate-in-Chief

[catachresis]

"This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic purposes by
Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.
Too good not to share, especially during
National Poetry Month...


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where
our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

. . . "

[greenian]

lol

[catachresis]

Hey now, don't be sayin' the President is stoopid. He's bilingual, you know: speaks American and Texan.

[netman]

this is a great piece of work. this is a perfect example of why we didn't elect him. he had to be appointed by the supreme court.

for 'the complete bushisms', just go here:

/http://slate.msn.com/default.aspx?id=76886

[catachresis]

You're an evil man, netman. Given that God is both American and a member of the Heritage Foundation, you're going to hell --- YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!

That's a weak-bad thing. We aren't entirely sure what it entails, but it's going to involve eternity with terrorists and enemies of freedom. And moral reprobates. And very many Democrats. And foreigners, who were not born in the U.S.A. And smarty-pants. And there's not going to be any free market or quality of life either. Or moral values.

It might be like Pensacola, only without malls.

[netman]

ah, as long as there are other democrats there. lol.

what's bizarre is that i'm currently vacationing not far from pensacola right now. only i'm in the woods with the other crackers.

this is about as far north as i go any more.

[catachresis]

Hey netman, enjoy your Gulf Coast vacation. Wave to Nana Blacksher if you get to Perdido bay!