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    1. #1
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      Light Bulb

      Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.




      Dysmyl
      Day after day, day after day,
      We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
      As idle as a painted ship
      Upon a painted ocean.

      Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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      Right!, I'm looking for my list of them now!
      The **banned** PC Home CD from several years ago - somebody sneaked a "light bulb bomb" into the light bulb jokes.
      ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ɹoʇıuoɯ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ oɥʍ ¡ʎǝɥ


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