Black Woman Cake

[RASTABT]

I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have, only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.

2 cups of intelligence,
1 cup of sugar brown.
Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound.

Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste.

A few cups of culture so she's down for her race or pace.

You see I won't bite into anything That's not conscious of its own.
That's why I stick to chocolate And leave angel food alone.

I am adding butter cause she must be smooth.
2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool.
I must add eggs so she can reproduce.
Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too!!
I think I'll add a little salt to balance her out.
And a dominant profile to show she has clout.
For a responsible woman I'll throw in some yeast So she'll swell with juices when I'm ready to feast.
I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake.
Turn it to 360 degrees To balance out her mental state.
Now that it's done brothas I won't share her wealth
But I'm sharing the recipe As I'm consuming this black woman
all by miself.
Now reason she's black is dat I left her in de oven to long and she got burnt....heehee!

[Laz]

Deliah Smith eat your heart out cuz RASTABT is in de kitchen!