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Anyone seen my ****?
The Priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house at the back of the parish house. He had a **** rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the **** rooster was missing and as that was the time he suspected that **** fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at the church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"
All of the men stood up.
"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
All of the women stood up.
"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen my ****?"
All the choir boys stood up.
....DreeM
....HAPPY TIMES
Been posted B4 but still funny.
Tanx You!
My wife is so "Beautiful"...She only shaves her face twice a day!!
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pretty Awesome joke I will always look at vicars differently somehow..
Quote Me Happy.....
funny joke!!
A new young **** is put in the chicken coop by the farmer.
The old **** goes up to him and suggests they share the chickens but the new **** says "no why should I share with you when your old and tired and Im so much stronger and more virile than you"
Ok says the old **** lets have a race three times around the farmhouse and the winner gets all the chickens.
Fine by me says the young **** so the race begins.
The young **** takes off and leaves the old **** way behind.
As the young **** comes round the farmhouse for the second time the older **** whos been conserving his strength takes off just in front of the younger bird and being less tired can keep in front.
As they come around the front of the farmhouse for the third time the farmer who has been sitting in his favorite chair on the front porch picks up his shotgun and shots dead the young ****.
Damn says the farmer, thats the third gay **** Ive bought in the last month.
Moral : Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Where is the area to unregister?
and another moral is, if you are gay, stay away from farmers
lmao ; funny jokes guys heheh
Not more Chicken jokes.
Cheers,
CM
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