Only In Australia

[ChickenMan]

1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2) Only in Australia... is "you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay.

3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's etc. while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries...and a Diet Coke.

5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter.

6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many" and, "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures".

9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying you're never too drunk if you can still find the floor".

Stand proud Aussie's....!!!

[RASTABT]

Like it C.M how ture dam how ture..

[Terminator]

LOL, but we also do 6, 7, and 8 in America - probably some people that do 4 too.

[Psycho2000]

ChickenMan

Standing Proud and swatting files !!!!!!

P2000

[VIPER_1069]

odd that u say that joripe bud i usually get 2 x double cheeseburgers super sized fries and a super size coke and sometimes 12 nuggets too lol but thats only when im peckish and want a snack lol

[tonypsx]

Spot on wouldnt have it any other way!Why would you live anywhwer else?

Tony