How God Created Earth

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet,- replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it
Earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
Northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern
Europe
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is
a
continent of black people" God
continued, pointing to different countries.

And over there, I call this place America. North America will be rich
and
powerful and cold, while
South America will be poor, and hot and friendly.

And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a hot
spot.

Can you see the balance?" "Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods
work,
then he pointed to a large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah" said God. "That's Australia, the most glorious place on Earth.
There
are beautiful mountains,
rainforests, rivers, stream and an exquisite coast line. The people
are
good
looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
travelling
the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
high-achieving,
and they will be throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of
peace.
I'm also going to give them super-human,undefeatable cricket and rugby
players
who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then "You said there will
be
BALANCE!"


God replied wisely."Wait until you see the ugly, whining, sheep
rooting,
Kiwi bastards I'm putting next
to them".

[Gliders1]

Great story M8.

I've lived in both countries and would think a reply from a Kiwi will be interesting.

Cheers