a guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap

1 toothbrush

1 carton of milk

1 apple

1 banana

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 carrot

1 potato

1 musili bar

1 blueberry muffin

1 chocolate bar

1 frozen pizza

1 frozen dinner

1 bottle of juice



checkout girl looks at him and smiles, "single huh?"

guy smiles sheepishly then replies sarcasticly, "gee how did you
guess?"









checkout girl, "cause you're ugly."