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The Eulogy
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died, but she
remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs."