How To Make A Woman Happy

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TAKE NOTE GUYS!!! Answer to all your questions about women!!!!!
To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father figure

6. a teacher

7. an educator

8. a cook

9. a gardener

10. a carpenter

11. a driver

12. an engineer

13. a mechanic

14. an interior decorator

15. a stylist

16. a sex therapist

17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

18. a psychologist

19. a psychiatrist

20. a therapist

21 a good father

22. a gentleman

23. well organised

24. tidy

25. very clean

27. athletic
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> >> > >>> 28. affectionate
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> >> > >>> 29. affable
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> >> > >>> 30. attentive
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> >> > >>> 31. ambitious
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> >> > >>> 32. amenable
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> >> > >>> 33. articulate
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> >> > >>> 34. bold
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> >> > >>> 35. brave
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> >> > >>> 36. creative
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> >> > >>> 37. courageous
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> >> > >>> 38. complimentary
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> >> > >>> 39. capable
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> >> > >>> 40. decisive
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> >> > >>> 41. intelligent
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> >> > >>> 42. imaginative
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> >> > >>> 43. interesting
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> >> > >>> 44. prudent
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> >> > >>> 45. patient
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> >> > >>> 46. polite
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> >> > >>> 47. passionate
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> >> > >>> 48. respectful
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> >> > >>> 49. sweet
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> >> > >>> 50. strong
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> >> > >>> 51. skilful
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> >> > >>> 52. supportive
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> >> > >>> 53. sympathetic
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> >> > >>> 54. tolerant
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> >> > >>> 55. understanding
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> >> > >>> 56. someone who loves shopping
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> >> > >>> 57. someone who doesn't make problems
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> >> > >>> 58. someone who never looks at other women
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> >> > >>> 59. very rich
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> >> > >>> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
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> >> > >>> 60. are neither jealous nor disinterested
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> >> > >>> 61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time
> >> > >>>with them
> >> > >>>than with her
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> >> > >>> 62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in
> >> > >>>where she goes
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> >> > >>> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
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> >> > >>> 63. Not forget the dates of:
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> >> > >>> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> * graduation
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> >> > >>> * birthday

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets...

or just make sure your dead!


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Let him have sex with you

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....how true....how true......