Boys

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WOMAN FROM AUSTIN WROTE THIS, THIS IS FROM HER PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!

b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.

d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.



The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas . . .

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):



1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4
inches deep.



2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.



3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.



4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.



5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.



7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late.



8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.



9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.



10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

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