SpongeBob kidnapped, held for ransom

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On Nov. 18 the Little Falls Police Department responded to a call that a large SpongeBob was missing from the top of the Burger King Restaurant.
In place of SpongeBob was a ransom note stating in part, �We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,� signed Plankton. The note also warned �Patrick is next.�
According to members of the Little Falls Police Department, �Plankton always wants the recipe for crabby patties and he is unable to attain it. Patrick is SpongeBob�s sidekick.�
The investigation continues.
Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Burger King�s SpongeBob is asked to contact the Little Falls Police Department at 616-5570.

Morrison County Record.

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