The one flaw in women

[janiedriver]

THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?"

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or

e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

[roadworker]

Gonna buy some flowers for mine....

[janiedriver]

Good man!!

[jonss]

That same woman approached the 'Pearly Gates' after a long and happy life. Her turn came to be judged and St. Peter consulted her guardian angel who gave the most glowing report of her actions on Earth. Peter then directed her toward a room to be fitted with her halo and wings. She observed another woman enter before her and directly there were blood curdling screams emanating from the room. She hurried back and inquired what was going on. Well, said Peter, they have to make a hole in the top of your head for the halo and a hole in each shoulder for the wings. Well, in that case, she said, I want to go to Hell. But they'll rape you and sodomise you down there!, said Peter. It's OK, she said, at least I've been fitted out for that.

[janiedriver]

Hey, ya goof! You were supposed to go out and buy your wife flowers because of that!
I'm still laughing at it though.

[dx]

Wisdom comes from understanding this ancient secret...

Rule #1 Women are never wrong

Rule #2 If you find that they are, refer to rule #1 ...otherwise you ain't getting any tonight.

[jonss]

You were supposed to go out and buy your wife flowers because of that!

Sorry, no wife anymore. left me after 18 years of marriage. I've never been able to work out why.

[janiedriver]

You should have tried the flowers!!
Sorry, that was not very sensitive. I think there's a lot of that going around though. I could have written that same story twice, but with different time lengths.