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    1. #1
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      Calling all girls

      I know you're out there. And if you are beginners, or long time users of PC's, you probably don't understand a lot of what these guys are saying. I think we should get together on here and give 'em what for!

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      OK girls, keep this a secret.
      Another reason I want ya'll to join me here is because these guys can be quite helpless and pitiful when things aren't just right. I could use some help with that.

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      Did you know that there are all kinds of places on the internet that will send you free samples if you fill out a short form? About a month ago I spent a couple hours doing this and they are starting to come in the mail now. I even got a free t-shirt just in time for warmer weather. It says "My Sexiest Mistake" on the front.

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      Oh I think the guys are always quite transparent, even when they are being dense:-)
      As the dominant female (the only female unless the 2 weimaraners are included in the census) in my household, the guys are always soothed by smoothly running female maintained computers - as it should be:-)

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      Hi elsamay, I think you're right. Besides, female is the only way to get anything running smoothly.

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      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff

      ok time to invade

      Nothing wrong with a female TECHIE just dont touch MY MACHINE and i won't touch yours

      ok rant mode off now lol

      sorry but could not resist temptation any longer


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      Viper, I hope you at least shaved your legs before you came in here.

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      Hahahahaha, i get the industrial strength immac for VIPER lol

      BaNzI

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      @ janie what legs im a SNAKE !? DOH

      @ banzi ... got yer own supply there have u mate lol


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      Yes i have m8, it a special formula for cheeky snakes & people who speak with forked tongue lol

      BaNzI

    11. #11
      Quote Originally Posted by janiedriver
      Viper, I hope you at least shaved your legs before you came in here.
      Dunno about Viper,but I did.....even my bikini line....
      ATM,I have to type with 1 hand , I just did my left hand nails ...
      It's nice to be important,but it's more important to be nice.....

    12. #12
      Quote Originally Posted by VIPER_1069
      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff

      ok time to invade

      Nothing wrong with a female TECHIE just dont touch MY MACHINE and i won't touch yours

      ok rant mode off now lol

      sorry but could not resist temptation any longer
      Hmm well it appears then that I have been labouring under the misapprehension that guys love to have their machines touched by females, and if the females are experts , so much the better for the machines (and the guys) . But I realise there must be some exceptions to the rule:-))

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      Dear elsamay, that is no misapprehension from your side, Viper speaks for himself (aint it bud). Although it also makes me wonder who have you been labouring under all this time

      You can touch my machine anytime, nothing like having a female expert who knows what shes doing.

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      So, so sorry I just couldnt resist replying to that one.

      Quote Originally Posted by elsamay
      Hmm well it appears then that I have been labouring under the misapprehension that guys love to have their machines touched by females, and if the females are experts , so much the better for the machines (and the guys) . But I realise there must be some exceptions to the rule:-))

    14. #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Shadey
      Dear elsamay, that is no misapprehension from your side, Viper speaks for himself (aint it bud). Although it also makes me wonder who have you been labouring under all this time

      You can touch my machine anytime, nothing like having a female expert who knows what shes doing.



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      So, so sorry I just couldnt resist replying to that one.

      Its very hard to resist temptation , or should I say provocation? :-)

      As for labouring .. Sometimes I wonder myself ... thank goodness my technical expertise makes the labouring last no longer than 7 minutes:-)

      Beware the female who knows whats she's doing, she may decide the machine needs dismantling and leave the owner bereft:-)

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      lmao @ shady lol yeah ..... come to think of it bud yer right if shes a FEMALE thats good with her hands lmao

      lol



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