Join me in a drink?

[janiedriver]

Mine will just be coffee, but on Wednesday I am treating myself to Killian's! Went shopping yesterday and got what I needed to make corned beef and cabbage and an Irish Mist cake. St. Pat's day will never go unobserved in my house.
I am not feeling sorry for myself today which is a good thing! God save me from turning into a moody old person. A crabby old one will do just fine.
Anybody know any sites with hysterically funny St. Pat's jokes? I have heard about all of them. Need some new and funnier ones. If they make you snort, wet your pants or fall off your chair that would be good.
Good Tuesday to Y'all, and thanks so much for the encouraging words yesterday. it sure did help.
Janie

[The-poacher]

I'll have a Drambuie Shandy Pint!!

[janiedriver]

I'll have a Drambuie Shandy Pint!!

Coming right up...or the drink's on me?
(You'll have to explainto me what that one is!)

[VIPER_1069]

the drink's on me?

NOW THERE'S an offer poacher lol

[janiedriver]

NOW THERE'S an offer poacher lol

Don't feel left out...I have one on me for you too! EEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!

[catachresis]

I'm sure I'll be havin' a pint 'o plain er two.

Would be cool though to have forum folks over to my old local The Quill on Aaron Quay, just arround the corner from Smithfield Market and the Jamesons Distillery and a quarter mile from the Guinness Brewery at St. James Gate.

Festive greets from Dublin all.

[janiedriver]

I'm sure I'll be havin' a pint 'o plain er two.

Would be cool though to have forum folks over to my old local The Quill on Aaron Quay, just arround the corner from Smithfield Market and the Jamesons Distillery and a quarter mile from the Guinness Brewery at St. James Gate.

Festive greets from Dublin all.

I'll show up when you get your homework done!! Would be fun to get everyone together ANYWHERE. But I'm sure what you'd be talking about would be whooshing right over the top of my head.

[banzibaby]

Cheers Janie, i would have a drinky, but i gave that up years ago (body is a temple he says as he smokes a ciggy) so i will just have a pint o' Ur finest pepsi plze

Hope U & everyone else have a good St Pat's day tomorrow

BaNzI

[janiedriver]

Diet or regular, it's on me. I hope you have a good ST. Pat's tomorrow too. I plan on it. I'll get the red hair all piled up and put on my tiarra. Have a "Tis Herself" shirt to wear. Then I will be a one woman parade. Was on another site today posting jokes for it...boy, are there a lot of them!

[banzibaby]

Hehehe cool, U have a great day ye hear lass, all the luck o' the irsh to U, just a one woman parade?, does Ur town not have a big parade, i know a lot of places in the US do

Have a guiness on me

BaNzI

[janiedriver]

I think I'd have to go to Eureka Springs for a parade. About an hour and a half drive. I don't know what's with them not having one here. You'd think they would, being a college town and all. Oh well, F*#k 'em. I'll have my own. Any parades around you?

[banzibaby]

I think that certain areas in Scotland do have parades, not in the town i live in, but if i remember right, Edinburgh & Glasgow do have some kinda party or celebration, after all the Scots & Irish are celtic brethren

BaNzI

[janiedriver]

I heard that the Irish gave the Scots bagpipes as a joke, but the Scots didn't get it yet. Is that true?

This little faerie got up at 2 am, and is in dire need of a nap.
Ready for this?
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Anyone care to join me?

[banzibaby]

Hehehehe, i dont know about that, as far as i knowwe gave them too the Irish lol

Mind U i hate the sound of bagpipes,they sound like a cat being tortured

LOL, Join U in a nap U mean, wish i could, but i have bad insomnia & have to take sleeping tabs that would knock an elephant out

BaNzI

[janiedriver]

Poor guy. I could use something like that about now. Two nights in a row with 20 minute sleeps, and then another 20 minute awakes. Will check in later!